If there’s one person in America who should be kicking the floorboards right now, it’s presidential hopeful Gavin Newsom. Because Tucker Carlson’s interview with Larry Sinclair, where Sinclair claims that he had sex with Illinois State Senator Barack Obama, won’t have the effect it would at normal times in a normal country, which wasn’t dominated by demons.

In such a country, such as the U.S. in 1950 or Hungary today, people would assume that if Barack was sleeping with men while married to Michelle, that Michelle knew all about it. That she’d known of his proclivities before she married him. They’d assume that in part because of the Obama letter included in Pulitzer Prize-winner David Garrow’s biography of Obama. In it, Obama wrote:

In regard to homosexuality, I must say that I believe this is an attempt to remove oneself from the present, a refusal perhaps to perpetuate the endless farce of earthly life. You see, I make love to men daily, but in the imagination. … My mind is androgynous to a great extent and I hope to make it more so until I can think in terms of people, not women as opposed to men.

The letter was to Obama’s then-girlfriend. So if he was telling her about such fantasies, it stands to reason that he’d tell the woman he later married. That’s what normal, sane people would assume.

Our Normal Reactions Are Flipped on Their Head

And their reaction would be a mixture of pity and disgust. Some would feel bad for Michelle that she’d fallen in love with a man who couldn’t pick a team. Others would assume that she made a calculated, cynical decision to serve as a “beard” for man who was clearly on the make, who’d catapult her to wealth and political power.

Ep. 22 Larry Sinclair says he had a night of crack cocaine-fueled sex with Barack Obama, and that Obama came back for more the next day. Assess for yourself. Here’s our interview. pic.twitter.com/R6CXwKv6gs

— Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) September 6, 2023

But that’s not how our media will spin it, or our elites will dictate that we react to it. Assuming that this account cannot be dismissed as “Russian disinformation” like Hunter Biden’s all too real laptop, the best brains in our ruling class are even now figuring out how to double down on this unwelcome news, and turn it into a win.

Learning to Love the Perverse, and Venerate Evil

I remember when Bruce Jenner decided to trick himself out in a wig and heels. The result was as ludicrous and grotesque as I’d expected, but not Americans’ reactions. Instead of scorning or pitying him, millions embraced him. Trained by magazines like Vanity Fair (which did an air-brushed glamor shoot of “Caitlyn” Jenner), millions of Americans suddenly accepted the insane, unhinged 47-genders claims of transgender ideology — especially when they realized that resisting it would get them censored, punished, or even prosecuted. All too many Americans really are willing to be trained via a rolled-up New York Times slapped across their snouts.

Of course the left would rather just suppress the story. That’s why when Sinclair first told it at the National Press Club in 2008, he was arrested immediately afterwards. The warrant was issued by the Delaware attorney general at the time, whose name was … Beau Biden. It was just a complete coincidence that Obama would later pick Joe Biden as his running mate, of course. Suggest a quid pro quo and you’re just spreading Russian disinformation.

Never Apologize, Always Double Down

But Tucker Carlson has let the genie out of the bottle. That ship has sailed, and it’s the U.S.S. Harvey Milk. I mention that Navy ship because it was christened for the gay activist icon years after the Navy knew (it’s public knowledge) that Milk had molested a teenage boy who was 17 years younger than he. So much for shocking revelations derailing the LGBTQMYNAMEISLEGION juggernaut.

Barack Obama’s longtime friendship with Marxist, “God D*** America” pastor Jeremiah Wright and terrorist Bill Ayers didn’t harm his election chances, either — especially since John McCain prevented Republicans from being tacky enough to mention it. A loyal recruit for the Washington Generals, McCain was intent on losing gracefully to the Harlem Globetrotters, and lose he did. Later, at McCain’s Egyptian-pharaoh style funeral, Michelle cuddled and nuzzled with George W. Bush, while Obama looked on smiling. He’s not the jealous type.

The demons who lead us are nothing if not antifragile. Drop a crate of a million lemons on them, and they’ll whip it up into a Ghostbusters-size Fabulous Lemon Curd Monster, and unleash it on New York City. And that’s what they are even now, as you read this, figuring out how to do.

Michelle’s Path to Power

Here’s my timeline of how that could play out:

Within 48 Hours: Barack and Michelle will do an hourlong TV network interview, with Oprah Winfrey, in which Barack explains how he was the victim not just of racism, but homophobia because of his “complicated, nuanced” sexuality. Michelle will chime in that she knew all about it, and loved Barack all the more. She knew he had his needs, which didn’t impact their deep, mutual love. In fact, she agreed that because of the “bigotry and intolerance” that prevailed in a pre-Obergefell America, she’d help Barack keep up appearances. They’d present as a faithful, church-going couple that opposed same-sex marriage, with their real views on the downlow. They’d partly live a lie, to “help America change.” Oprah will praise them both for their “courage.” Then they’ll talk about how “racist” the War on Drugs really is, and Barack will apologize for smoking cocaine. He’ll say that he “got help.”

Within 7 Days: Michelle Obama will receive a major award from the Human Rights Campaign, or some other avatar of the gay activist juggernaut. Her acceptance speech will be televised, and praised all across the media.

Within 30 Days: An exploratory committee will form for Michelle’s presidential candidacy.

Within 6 months: Once Joe Biden’s public appearances dry up, and it’s clear that he’s flat on a gurney receiving his ice cream by I.V., he will resign, leaving Kamala Harris president. She will announce that she does not intend to seek re-election, but support Ms. Obama. (This in return for a future Supreme Court seat, when one opens up or the court is packed by 72 new Democrat appointees.)

Michelle will be a shoo-in for the nomination, as not just the black candidate and the female candidate, but the LGBTQMYNAMEISLEGION candidate too. Democrats will use her candidacy to school black Americans on their “latent homophobia.”

And most Republicans outside the populist movement and a few dissident churches will be too timid to say a word. Expect the most squish Republicans to trip over themselves praising Michelle and Barack for helping to “educate America.” Assuming that Trump is either in prison, in exile, or off the ballot, which ever Washington General the GOP nominates will lose every bit as gracefully as John McCain did. Michelle will carry 38 states. They won’t even need to steal it.

John Zmirak is a senior editor at The Stream and author or co-author of ten books, including The Politically Incorrect Guide to Immigration and The Politically Incorrect Guide to Catholicism. He is co-author with Jason Jones of “God, Guns, & the Government.”