Welcome to Love Gov, a new web series from the Independent Institute that takes the Obama campaign’s “Life of Julia” and gives it a rom-com twist: imagine government as the guy you got involved with during college (thanks to student loans) and can’t quite shake as you struggle to establish yourself as a young adult.

He’s here to help — but don’t you dare bring anything so crass as cost-benefit analysis into it!

Check out the trailer below, and stay tuned for more.