The Real Skinny on #Pizzagate, Podesta and Comet Ping Pong

While the rumors flying around are mostly unprovable, it doesn't change the fact that there are some very unsavory characters involved.

By Rachel Alexander Published on December 3, 2016

Satanists? Pedophiles? Podesta? And pizza? That’s #Pizzagate, a strange near-scandal involving Hillary Clinton’s presidential campaign chairman John Podesta.

In hacked emails of Podesta released by Wikileaks, it was revealed that Podesta is linked to a questionable Washington pizza joint called Comet Ping Pong. He has held fundraisers there for both Clinton and Barack Obama. One of the leaked emails contained a discussion with the restaurant’s owner, James Alefantis, planning an event for Clinton.

Rumors started spreading on the social media sites 4chan and Reddit over the last couple of months that Alefantis is at the center of a group of Satanists and pedophiles, which includes powerful people in Washington, D.C. As alleged proof, symbols found in the restaurant and on its website were claimed to be similar to pedophile symbols, and photos of children found on Alefantis’s social media accounts were somehow also asserted to be related. The fact that some words related to pizza are used as code words in pedophilia was also pointed out as evidence. Comet Ping Pong lists “Heavy Breathing” as one of its friends, a musical group with creepy images of children on its website. In one of Podesta’s leaked emails, someone told him they found his handkerchief, which “has a map that seems pizza-related.”

Podesta a Pedophile?

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The late Andrew Breitbart once accused Podesta of covering up an underage sex slave operation, although he may have merely been referring to the ACORN underage sex trafficking sting. Drawings of two suspects in the 2003 abduction case of three-year-old Madeleine McCann appear strikingly similar to the Podesta brothers. She was abducted in Portugal while her family was on vacation, and John Podesta frequently visits Portugal. His hacked emails obtained by Wikileaks date back to May 4, 2007, the day after McCann disappeared, causing some to speculate that he had wiped his emails to destroy evidence. However, the chief detective on the case, Gonçalo Amaral, wrote a book about the mysterious disappearance and placed blame on her parents.

John Podesta collects disturbing art, such as paintings with cannibalism and pictures of naked teenagers. During an interview Podesta said about the cannibalism painting,“It’s better to be the guy with the fork than the guy on the table.” Former Clinton administration official Sally Katzen said it made visiting the home uncomfortable, “At political events, there’s an inevitable awkwardness.” The Washington Post strangely removed a 2004 article about the Podesta brothers’ art, but it is archived elsewhere. 

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Heavy Breathing has distasteful images, but that doesn’t indicate anything beyond bad taste.

However, none of the accusations appear to validate any actual evidence of pedophilia. Heavy Breathing has distasteful images, but that doesn’t indicate anything beyond bad taste. Similarly, Comet Ping Pong, being a far left, artsy type of restaurant, has some bizarre looking art on its walls. Alefantis, who once dated Clinton proponent David Brock, was named No. 49 in GQ magazine’s 50 most powerful people in Washington in 2012 and does have a powerful network of friends. Yet no hard evidence has emerged that it is a pedophile ring.

Spirit Cooking Dinner

Dear Tony,

I am so looking forward to the Spirit Cooking dinner at my place.

Do you think you will be able to let me know if your brother is joining?

All my love,

Marina

#Pizzagate also loosely includes rumors involving Podesta and the occult. Wikileaks released an email forwarded to him by his brother Tony inquiring if he was going to attend a “spirit-cooking dinner” with Tony’s artist friend Marina Abramovic. Abramovic is a performance artist whose shows include nudity, masturbation, cutting her body and washing a skeleton in her lap. She has taken professional photos of herself related to the occult, including one of her holding a bloody goat’s head. Her latest book, Walk Through the Walls, contains extensive material on clairvoyants and tarot cards and discusses her ability as a mystic to predict world events.

Abramovic’s invitation stated,

A dinner night with Marina during which she will teach you and other backers at this level how to cook a series of traditional soups, which you will all enjoy together. The night will end with the making of a golden ball, a recipe given to Marina in a Tibetan monastery. Marina will bring to this dinner a Spirit Cooking memento for each backer to keep.

Spirit Cooking was the name of a disturbing performance Abramovic staged at a number of museums around the world in the ‘90s, painting graffiti with pigs’ blood. She also issued a cookbook as part of the project, named Spirit Cooking with Essential Aphrodisiac Recipes. It contains recipes calling for bodily fluids such as urine, semen, saliva and breast milk.

After the email was leaked, Abramovic denied ever meeting John Podesta, and said the dinner was merely a party to reward Tony Podesta and others who had contributed to her Kickstarter campaign, with normal food provided. John Podesta did not attend the party, as indicated by his brother’s email to him later, “Don’t worry Marina missed you.” It is unsettling that Tony Podesta is a longtime admirer of Abramovic, but the evidence doesn’t show that his brother is also a fan.

The left is using #Pizzagate to make fun of the right. But as was discovered after the presidential election, the left is behind much of this fake news, generated purposely to hurt the right. Numerous articles have come out by the left-leaning media and the left’s myth-debunking sites denouncing #Pizzagate stories and blaming the right. They got the social media site Reddit to ban the topic, posting the message, “We don’t want witchhunts on our site.” However, a new subreddit has popped up called r/Pizzagatezero, which has not been banned yet.

If the left is really behind the rumors, it’s a clever maneuver, but it doesn’t change the fact that both Abramovic and the pizza restaurant are unsavory, John Podesta’s art is revolting, and those facts are perfectly acceptable for discussion. This is little different than the left’s modern-day attempts to censor Shakespeare from society, who wrote about witches in Macbeth, “Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and caldron bubble.”

Editor’s note: This article has been updated to include information the author was informed about afterward, which the mainstream media had ignored.

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  • spadestick

    what absolute garbage the author of this article purports. if there’s smoke, there’s a fire. Your pathetic attempt to cover this up with your gloss over article is hurting the hundreds, if not thousands of missing children undergoing torture, rape and eventual murder through child sacrifice. God help you, and those others who exchange the truth for a lie. Paedophiles are truly the scum of the earth, their depraved minds can only be cleansed by God, as no amount of psychological treatment can help.

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    • Sherry

      You people will believe anything won’t you. Low IQ or just unstable?

      • GoW Fan

        Have you done any research yourself? If you had only scratched the surface you would clearly see something is not right. Do you not think Pedophilia exists?

        • Sherry

          It does, but not in this case. It is a known story of BS. You people are exceptionally gullible and will believe anything you read.

          • spadestick

            You really need to go away right now, anyone who defends pedophiles are SICK, or mind-controlled themselves.

          • curtcameron

            No one is defending pedophiles. The sane people here are merely saying that this whole “pizzagate” thing was cooked up by crazy people, out of nothing.

          • spadestick

            all useful idiots who declare that this story was cooked up ARE defending pedophiles. This is truth and not a story. You need to see the proof. It has been found.

          • ahermit

            No one here is defending paedophilia you despicable little liar. Pointing out that this whole story is nothing but a disgusting libellous exercise in character assassination by sick minded right wing fanatics is not a defence of paedophilia. It’s a defence of the truth.

          • spadestick

            OMG… you are absolutely disgusting you defender of pedophiles. More sickness from despicable people who coverup total lies from the media now all out to censor anyone who speaks out against them regarding this case. May God prevail and spot judge those who exchange the truth for a lie.

          • GoW Fan

            That’s what they said about Jimmy Savile. The BBC protected him and defended him at every opportunity, all the while knowing her was aping and torturing children. Mark Thompson then was CEO of BBC, was an adimate defender of JImmy Savile and lied to protect his crimes. Where does Mark work now? He works for the New York Times and recently gave an interview with Jimmy Alafantes where he tried to debunk Pizzagate. But I guess you’d say that was just a coincidence. How about Laura Silsby? She was convicted with abducting 33 children in Haiti for the purposes of child trafficking. Why isn’t she in jail? She was rescued by Hillary Clinton and now works for Amber Alert. Again coincidence right? How about Andrew Kline? Works for the DOJ’s child trafficking division. Also owns Besta Pizza which prominently displays a logo known to the FBI and the pedo community as a symbol for boy lover. Coincidence, I know. Infact 3 businesses on the same street display well known to the dark web and the FBI Pedophile symbols, one owned by a member of the DOJs child trafficking division. What are the odds. You haven’t done the research like I have. And people believe what they want to and ignore facts. Time to wake up.

          • Sherry

            Searching the internet for conspiracies isn’t research….

          • GoW Fan

            What’s the conspiracy? That powerful politicians are into organized Pedophilia? Dennis Hastart and Anthony Weiner Ring a bell? There is an uncomfortable truth people don’t want to dig into but would rather yell out “conspiracy theorist” withought having to do the actual work. The people that tried to expose these two perverts years before they were caught were ridiculed by people just like you Sherry.

          • Sherry

            Just means you have a low IQ and need meds

          • NadiaDis

            What 3 businesses? What symbols? Pics? Name of DOJ owner? Proof of ownership?

      • spadestick

        My IQ is 150, what’s yours?

      • m-nj

        even if there is no actual tie in to the pizza joint in D.C. (e.g., that is not the PHYSICAL PLACE where these things are happening), you are in denial that something very evil is being exposed… just as it was over the past few years (and just in the past few weeks) in Britain, Australia, Norway, Canada (and I am sure I missed some) … if it is REAL in those places, it is surely REAL here.

      • GoW Fan

        That’s what they said about Andrew Breitbart when after investigative journalism he made the bold claim that Anthony Weiner was a creepy pedo. People like you and Mainstream Media scorned and laughed at him. …..Oops, turns out Breitbart was right the whole time? But no apologies for the persecution he had to suffer through just because he had the courage to report real news.

  • comeLordJesus

    I’ll bet that if Trump was associated with Comet Pizza the Degenerate Propaganda Media would be all over this like fat on a mother in law.

  • Paul Burgett

    Thanks for bringing some clarity from a trusted source on this issue, Rachel. I haven’t followed it closely and appreciate your research. Keep us posted!

  • IF, IF…these ppl are not child molesters/traffickers…(at a minimum) then why are they using all the pervert’s code words? How many ppl would spend so much time discussing junk food in an email? (Pizza, hot dogs, hamburgers, Cheese Pizza [child porn]) Why would they name minor ages such as 7, 10, 12 and talk about “beany babies” in the hot tub? I know it’s shocking, and you don’t want to accuse someone who is innocent of child molestation, but when is a cigar a cigar? Is it not possible that the rich and powerful feel absolutely comfortable talking about molesting children in their emails (because they thought they would never be caught)? There are networks of every group under the sun now; why wouldn’t there be networks of pedophiles? The Clintons have gotten away with multiple murders for years; why could they and their GODLESS ppl be involved in child exploitation? Dig a bit deeper, and I bet you will be revolted.

    • Wayne Cook

      I agree…she missed roughly 2/3 of the stuff I’ve seen on Wikileaks…and #Pizzagate has a life of its own…journos seem to have all missed the boat on this one and I suspect will be embarrassed and eating their hats before the end of next year.

      • Sherry

        Wikileaks you people believe wikileaks haha. You two need to be committed.

        • GoW Fan

          Wikileaks released emails comes with there own authenticity key. You can say you don’t believe them but nobody from the DNC has come out and said they’re fake. Just that they got hacked ilegally. But there authenticity has never been questioned by anyone except people that don’t know what they’re talking about.

          • Sherry

            If you say so, you loon. Go see a shrink.

    • Sherry

      Laine crazy nut jobs like you need to just drop dead. You have obviously lived so long that you are out of touch with reality. Far too many years of watching TV I suppose.

      • GoW Fan

        How many times have you played dominoes on pasta or cheese? I’ll wait

        • Sherry

          haha WTF you need to be committed.

    • Paco

      A cigar is a cigar when it’s in Monica’s box?

  • James

    Who says the ‘rumors’ are ‘mostly false’? They haven’t even been investigated yet. This is all about stopping there from being an investigation.

  • James Anthony Bretney

    Why didn’t the author cite the code words rife in the Podesta Emails?

    • curtcameron

      What about the Podesta emails? I’ve looked into that, and I’ve just seen regular boring emails. What in the world are you seeing that’s suspicious?

      • James Anthony Bretney

        see above

        • curtcameron

          What? I’ve still seen nothing but boring, regular emails.

          • James Anthony Bretney

            moving on

          • curtcameron

            So I’ve asked (again) for some description of what emails seem incriminating, because I’ve seen them mentioned by a few people, and then when I ask specifically which emails and what about them is suspicious/incriminating, I get nothing.

            Seems like that’s all this conspiracy theory is based on: nothing. Please show me that I’m wrong and I’ll change my mind.

          • James Anthony Bretney

            It is not illegal, in fact it is perfectly legal to sympathize to dissociate into Express pedophilia feelings pedophilia images speak in the pedophilia code and take pedophilia pictures so long as they’re not pornographic or contain overt sexual acts. You can right about these things you can draw these things you can sing about these things you just can’t do these things you can’t take these pictures you can’t possess these pictures and you can’t distribute these pictures.

            That is the law as we know it.

            Now you aren’t convinced that there’s something strange or warranting an investigation going on. You said you have read the emails and you find nothing but boring emails. Tell me what emails did you read?

            The email that I read from Eleanor Clift to John podesta was very strange. In that email Eleanor Clift volunteers her objectivity in order to help John podesta’s campaign. At the end she made some reference to pasta with Walnut sauce. Let me ask you sir, have you ever have Walnut sauce on pasta? What does that taste like? What is that a recipe for? Where can I get that recipe? Here’s another one why would Barack Obama spent $65,000 the Flying Pizza and hot dogs from Chicago? That’s taxpayer money sir taxpayer money going to Chicago and Chicago Pizza vendors in an email to Stratfor. Why would stratfor executives care? And why would stratfor executives reference “waitresses” in quotation marks of they weren’t waitresses.

            Again, what is your burden of proof?

            If you will never be convinced, then why entertain this dialogue?

          • curtcameron

            If you will never be convinced, then why entertain this dialogue?

            I specifically said that I WOULD change my mind if I see evidence.

            You asked what Podesta emails I had seen – I saw one completely innocuous-sounding one that a conspiracy advocate referred to. That email talked about having a get-together where someone was bringing their kids, and they’d heat up the swimming pool. Plain old boring emails between people I don’t know. I have no idea why that person thought this email was interesting.

            No, I have not had walnut sauce on pizza. I’ve had alfredo sauce, and walnut sauce sounds like it would probably be better. Why do you ask?

            Who says Obama spent $65k on pizza and hot dogs? That sounds like a lot, but I know it’s expensive to cater anything for the President. I did see an email with an offhand comment about $65k but it sounded like the person was throwing out a large hyperbolic number for effect. Maybe he did, probably he didn’t, but I don’t see a connection with this crazy conspiracy either way.

            And I still haven’t seen anything pedophilia-related. Got any you know, actual evidence? You mentioned code words, but I don’t know what the code words are. Do you? And if you think you do, how do you know?

          • James Anthony Bretney

            If there was a smoking gun, like duck pics, or stained dress, or dead girl at the bottom if Chappaquidick, you would know about it. But since you need a beyond a shadow of a doubt evidence to proceed with a probable cause investigation, then there is nothing to see here.

            That said, there is nothing to stop those who disagree with you from speaking their mind. Nothing to stop us from our campaign or harrassment and ostracism until we are satisfied.

            You don’t like it. I am sorry. You will be happy to know that some very powerful people agree with you and James Achilles Alefantis. People at Fox news, Alex Jones and recently Milo Yiannapolis have called it fake news, distraction or refused to cover it.

            So sleep tight Curt. You have FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES

          • James Anthony Bretney

            My replies to you have been moderated. Good luck.

          • spadestick

            And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame. But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime received thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented. And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from thence. Then he said, I pray thee therefore, father, that thou wouldest send him to my father’s house: For I have five brethren; that he may testify unto them, lest they also come into this place of torment. Abraham saith unto him, They have Moses and the prophets; let them hear them. And he said, Nay, father Abraham: but if one went unto them from the dead, they will repent. And he said unto him, IF THEY HEAR NOT MOSES AND THE PROPHETS, NEITHER WILL THEY BE PERSUADED, THOUGH ONE ROSE FROM THE DEAD.

            I am convinced the likes of you will never be convinced, even if it happened right in front of you. So stop lying to yourself and entertaining us.

          • spadestick

            you need to step away now. Your wilful ignorance is SICK.

    • skinnercitycyclist

      I guess you must know the “code words,” huh? Wonder how that is…?

  • truemoboy

    “The left” is behind these rumors? “The left” wants you to think a Clinton campaign chairman is a pedophile king? How idiotic would you have to be to believe that?

    • JClarke

      Great point. If you want to create false stories to discredit the opposition you don’t make up one that would damage your own side and cause an emotional and visceral reaction among the opposition. I’m 100% sure the left isn’t behind the rumors. I followed this story from the very beginning in early November when the suspicious language in the wikileaks emails were discovered. This story came from Trump supporters and the “alt-right”. Maybe primarily the “alt-right”.

    • skinnercitycyclist

      As idiotic as the typical Trump voter? Just a wild guess.

      • James Anthony Bretney

        Idiot Satanist voter, just a wild guess.

        • skinnercitycyclist

          What Satanists would those be? The only ones I am aware of are supreme trolls who do a legit humber on Xian privilege. To whom are you referring?

          • spadestick

            I could do this all day, troll for troll.

          • skinnercitycyclist

            Go for it.

          • James Anthony Bretney

            Did you read the Podesta Emails?

          • skinnercitycyclist

            Oh, please….not really!?

    • spadestick

      WOW, these SJW liberals are out in full force aren’t they? you will never win God Almighty, Creator of Heaven and Earth – you’re already cursed by your ignorance alone.

  • JClarke

    Considering there has been sexual abuse of children in the Catholic Church of all places, and sexual abuse of children at Penn State committed by an athletics official and covered up by Joe Paterno, it isn’t surprising that amoral people like the Podesta’s would be involved in this kind of evil. Also, considering Congressional pages have actually be abused by members of congress, it isn’t shocking that other D. C. swamp creatures would be involved in such evil behavior. Dennis Hastert was also found out to have abused teenage boys. Congressman Mark Foley communicated inappropriately with young pages.

    • SeanRobinson

      Considering that morons often abuse children, I think it is fair to say that you are a disgusting pervert. Prove that you aren’t.

      • JClarke

        No, I’m saying considering this evil has seeped into the Catholic Church it isn’t surprising that prominent individuals of the party that supports murdering pre-born babies and booed God could be involved in this. It’s idiotic to think the political realm is pure in this area when nearly every other realm is contaminated by this.

        • skinnercitycyclist

          Wow, aware of RCC’s blatant criminality yet sticking to its forced-birth talking points. Well played.

          • JClarke

            I’m not Catholic but the Democrats support for late term and partial birth abortion is well documented.

          • skinnercitycyclist

            Your assholish lack of awareness is noted. Dems support the right of women to control their own bodies, you clearly do not. Your rhetoric reveals you for what you are, a forced-birther. You are an idiot and a moral monster.

          • spadestick

            stay out of stream articles you libtard democRAT. You have no business here except spewing hell scum from the devil’s pit itself.

          • skinnercitycyclist

            Great Poe! I like your spelling! Are you as cute as you sound!

          • JClarke

            Yeah, like the Democrats supported the right of people to control their own plantation.

          • skinnercitycyclist

            Everything you write reveals the depth of your ignorance and lack of ability to think critically. I know what you are referring to and it is a stupid non sequitur. Learn some history. It’s in books.

          • James Anthony Bretney

            Does someone die after an abortion?

          • skinnercitycyclist

            You think I am going to play your pathetic game with you?

          • spadestick

            Of course, come play with me, I’m seeking desperate and pathetic people.

          • skinnercitycyclist

            Not content with your own amazing brain?

          • spadestick

            my brain’s incredible, thank you very much. I’d like to help low lifes like you recover from stupidity.

          • skinnercitycyclist

            Thanks!

          • James Anthony Bretney

            You expect others to play yours.

          • skinnercitycyclist

            Not in the least.

          • James Anthony Bretney

            American genocide has nothing to do with #Pizzagate. Move along.

          • skinnercitycyclist

            Hey moron, HE brought up abortion, not me. YOU move along.

          • James Anthony Bretney

            Go ahead. Defend murder.

          • skinnercitycyclist

            Go ahead. Hump a stump.

        • SeanRobinson

          I am pretty sure that there is someone in Congress right now who has abused a child. That in absolutely no way gives any creedance to this absolute bull. You lack the ability to produce insight.

      • Pascal64

        Morons like Roman Polanski and TE Lawrence and Oscar Wilde?

        • SeanRobinson

          Saying that idiots often abuse children does not eliminate the possibility of smart people doing so. What a dumb trap you set.

      • spadestick

        Garbage tactic from a SJW like you, defender of pedophiles, calling others perverts in order to change the topic. Sick. SMH.

        • SeanRobinson

          You have poor reading skills. Just really cruddy. You frighten children just by giving them a look at your creeper gob. You will never be happy and you deserve this fate, creeper.

          • spadestick

            Go back to your usual haunt funded by Soros and all the Pedophile lovers. you hate speech spewers aren’t welcome here.

          • SeanRobinson

            So, you want to ban speech you disagree with? Pretty cowardly, dumb-dumb. So, in any case, why do you molest children, pedophile?

          • spadestick

            there’s no banning as you can clearly see, but your pathetic attempts of discrediting the truth has failed combined with childish name calling and trolling.

          • SeanRobinson

            I don’t have to discredit you, dippy. Literally all you engender by blabbering inane falsehoods to each other is the disgust of the sane. I’m just poking you morons to watch you whine and whine, because you deserve to never feel comforted by your hateful conspiracy theories. You are, through your actions and due to your beliefs, a bad person.

          • spadestick

            I’m sorry for your loss. truly am. The fact is you will never be able to convince us who are awake that this is all fiction, when it is all one big coverup. it’s usually the Paedophiles themselves who do the covering up. could you be one? we must surely think so!

          • SeanRobinson

            I do not think of enough as a human being to try, sadsack. You are choosing the saddest possible solution to the endless pain of your life and it will never work. You are living in a pathetic couch fort of hateful delusion.

          • Allan Edmonds

            U a d i c k sucker.

    • pubpubpub

      Yep, the Left was extremely happy to believe the Catholic church was filled with pedophiles. If there was no hypocrisy, Liberals couldn’t exist.

  • SeanRobinson

    There is literally no evidence. This is pathetic. You are straight up fantasizing about your political enemies being pedophiles because you are intellectually and morally barren.

    • Pascal64

      I think the article describes pretty well what is “morally barren”.

      • skinnercitycyclist

        It doesn’t describe it, but it certainly reveals it.

    • spadestick

      you are morally barren. You are Sick. There’s proof. We can’t put it up on here.

      • SeanRobinson

        Pathetic. Your cognitive dissonance defines your life, creep.

        • spadestick

          Hateful pedosta lover.

    • James Anthony Bretney

      Wrong. I preferred my earlier perception of the Clinton circle as misguided, slightly immoral Americans not the one I have now as they seem to be child trafficking Satanists.

      • SeanRobinson

        The voyage you and your idiocy have taken are not particularly compelling.

    • CRAPPY CHANGE

      There’s all types of circumstantial evidence of pedophilia, just no direct eye witnesses or victims have come forward. Gee, I wonder why? Maybe there are consequences in the real world to revealing yourself as a witness to this sort of crime? To pretend this little old pizza owner is just some innocent Joe Schmoo while ignoring his political connections, the Wikileak emails, the fascination with pedophile “art” of Podesta, and numerous visits to the White House and his beloved personal thank you letter signed by Hillary herself, is serious cognitive dissonance at work! Looney liberal logic may give credence to the whole ‘does a tree make a sound if it falls and nobody is around to hear it’ or ‘is a child abused if nobody reports it to authorities’, but the reality is obvious in both cases, particularly in the court of public opinion. You don’t get brownie points for being a good criminal or apologist for them. You’re not earning loyalty points by sucking your thumb Sean, no extra credit on your EBT card, no forgiveness of your Educated Idiot student debt, no extra welfare for carrying on the traditions of your cowardly hunchbacked imbecilic ancestors that defended the divine rule and wisdom of the king.

      • SeanRobinson

        You are unhinged. Literally. You will never be well and you will never be happy. Your family is right to despise you.

        • CRAPPY CHANGE

          You’re projecting, nutcase! “Unhinged” is literally resorting to imaginary mind reading or telepathy in order to erect a completely fictional strawman. LMFAO! When you counter with some wild accusation from way out in left field, it’s obvious you’re picking the low hanging fruit that is your own shortcomings. It’s a predictable looney liberal tactic, often employed, and utterly laughably transparent in its hypocrisy! LOL

          • SeanRobinson

            You don’t know what “unhinged” means, nor “literally”, nor “strawman”, paranoid lunatic. Sorry that my insults are in line with your doctor, crazy boy.

          • Allan Edmonds

            Suck a d!ck.

        • Allan Edmonds

          And you take a cawk up your a$$.

          • SeanRobinson

            And you do this. Which is more embarrassing to an adult?

          • Allan Edmonds

            I was gonna clean my room until I got high
            I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
            My room is still messed up and I know why
            ‘Cause I got high

          • Allan Edmonds

            I was gonna go to class before I got high
            I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
            I am taking it next semester and I know why
            ‘Cause I got high

          • Allan Edmonds

            Because I got high
            Because I got high

          • Allan Edmonds

            I was gonna go to work but then I got high
            I just got a new promotion but I got high
            Now I’m selling dope and I know why

          • Allan Edmonds

            ‘Cause I got high
            Because I got high
            Because I got high

          • Allan Edmonds

            I was gonna go to court before I got high
            I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
            They took my whole paycheck and I know why
            ‘Cause I got high
            Because I got high
            Because I got high

          • Allan Edmonds

            I wasn’t gonna run from the cops but I was high
            I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
            Now I am a paraplegic, and I know why, ’cause I got high
            Because I got high
            Because I got high

          • Allan Edmonds

            I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
            I wasn’t gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
            Now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
            ‘Cause I got high
            Because I got high
            Because I got high

          • Allan Edmonds

            I messed up my entire life because I got high
            I lost my kids and wife because I got high
            Now I’m sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
            ‘Cause I got high
            Because I got high
            Because I got high

          • Allan Edmonds

            I’m gonna stop singing this song because I’m high
            I’m singing this whole thing wrong because I’m high
            And if I don’t sell one copy I know why
            ‘Cause I’m high
            Because I’m high
            Because I’m high

    • pubpubpub

      And you have no facts that it’s not true, SeanRobinson. And you want to shove it under the carpet because you hate rightwingers. That’s beyond disgusting, you hypocritical moron.

      • SeanRobinson

        I have all the facts on my side, sad sack. See a therapist instead of stalking me. You are fundamentally broken and continue to roll around in crazy person crap like this will never fix you,

        • pubpubpub

          You have no facts. You’re just a badly-raised hatemonger who posts snappy replies on the Internet.

          • SeanRobinson

            Keep convincing yourself that magic codewords are revealing the truth to you and are actual evidence, because otherwise you would be forced to confront the terrible reality of your life.

            You pathetic dolt, whining about how people are being sheep while being totally credulous to any “evidence” that you convince yourself supports whaever you wanted to believe coming in.

            Your life is a nightmare.

          • Allan Edmonds

            Eat a d i c k.

  • Pascal64

    THAT is journalism.

    The MSM must summarize it all as “fake news” because the details are so revolting that, even if they aren’t pederasts, these lifestyles of Clinton cronies are anathema to MOST people and very suspicious.

  • simon

    Another pointless article weaving a kind of loosely drawn strawman argument by listing all the components of the conspiracy that are purely conjectural and leaving out the one part that is purely factual. By that I mean the highly disturbing, occultist, and pedo-suggestive (baby-4-sale) Instagram pics posted by Jimmy Comet, owner of Comet Ping Pong. None of these toddlers have even been identified. No parents have come forward to say ‘Hey, I was there, Jimmy Comet is my friend, all is well!!” No one is around to say who these kids are, no parents seemed to be involved in the pics’ accompanying, often bizarre conversations, and no one objects to some disgustingly inappropriate hashtags attached to the posts, that, quite honestly, are almost worse than the photos themselves. Every single article claiming that Pizzagate is fake ignores these damning Instagram posts! That is not simply terrible journalism, that is willful avoidance of the only piece of tangible evidence offering any weight that this is NOT a conspiracy and that something is either very wrong with Comet Ping Pong or its owner. This overt, in-your-face, skipping of these photos by the Mainstream Press (and others) is what convinces me PizzaGate is very, very real.

  • Dave Newton

    All the toddlers pictured in James Alefantis’ instagram account have an extremely rare eye condition called colobama. The band Heavy Breathing’s video for their song ‘Neutered Noel’ features several close ups of an eye with this same condition. The missing girl Madeline Mcann also had colobama. This eye condition effects about .001% of the population. George Soros, who donated money to Comet Ping Pong, has this condition as well. Something is going on here.

  • pubpubpub

    Right, and Wikileaks is in a “making fun of the right.” You filthy idiot, Rachael.

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