Merry Christmas! Here’s your weekly roundup of cute, funny, true and good things. To start us off: A hilarious fight over the baby Jesus doll.

At what appears to be a church’s Christmas pageant of the birth of Jesus, a little sheep goes rogue and decides she wants to not just look at the baby Jesus from all fours, but stand up and hold him. Mary wasn’t having it. A squabble ensued. Joseph wasn’t sure what to do. The song ends and an adult comes to the rescue.

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1605086391712436224

Here’s some more goodies from Twitter:

Putting my son to bed and out of the blue he says “I think Arnold Schwarzenegger should play Jesus in a movie.”

I asked why and he said “he could use that line: ‘Come with me if you want to live.’”

Of course I pointed out that “I’ll be back” would work pretty well too.

— Drew (@drewdyck) December 22, 2022

This artist produces incredible images on windows using only snow spray from a can! Video credit: 🎥 snowgraffiti pic.twitter.com/PYw1c6vHqG

— H0W_THlNGS_W0RK (@HowThingsWork_) December 22, 2022

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— LifeNews.com (@LifeNewsHQ) December 21, 2022

Pasta cutting machine shows how it can be mass produced. pic.twitter.com/Hsy2KPkCPe

— Fascinating (@fasc1nate) December 22, 2022

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden/status/1605670338750210063

Truth bomb:

Fertilization is a paradigm shift, biologically. You switch from gametes undergoing meiosis to a zygote undergoing mitosis, with self-directed coordinated development. It's a bright line. Emergence of consciousness, in contrast, is ill-defined – a seamless months long-process.

— Secular Pro-Life (@secularprolife) December 22, 2022

And, a Christmas-themed truth bomb:

See our responses to these and more here: https://t.co/wEByVjPFn8 pic.twitter.com/PGDys94ZO3

— Secular Pro-Life (@secularprolife) December 21, 2022

Happy Hanukkah!

Tonight is the fourth night of #Hanukkah! “The #light #shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it.” John 1:5 pic.twitter.com/zGkXux6IER

— Jerusalem Dateline (@JlemDateline) December 21, 2022

This is incredible:

I was impressed by the first part, then…wow. #MerryChristmasToAll pic.twitter.com/DxnEDNYZT0

— Lloyd Legalist (@LloydLegalist) December 21, 2022

As always, have a blessed weekend!

Aliya Kuykendall is a staff writer and proofreader for The Stream. You can follow Aliya on Twitter @AliyaKuykendall and follow The Stream @Streamdotorg.