More Headline Predictions for 2016: The Not-So-Serious Sequel
I already made a bunch of headline predictions for 2016. But there are more where that came from, and some pretty silly ones at that. We’re living in stranger-than-fiction times, so who knows, maybe the strange list that follows will prove more accurate than the earlier one. In any case, for your reading and Tweeting pleasure:
- President-Elect Wakes Up, Wonders, ‘Argghh! What was I Thinking?!?!’
- Trump Shocker! Billionaire Real Estate Mogul Caught Playing with Legos!
- Redskins Playoff Advance Confounds NFL, Infuriates the Politically Correct
- New Washington GM Gets Strong Write-In Vote for President: ‘If He Can Turn Around the Redskins, How Hard Could America Be?’
- Unbelievable! Odell Beckham, Jr. Catches Winning TD Pass with Only His Pinkie
- Al Jazeera Accuses Peyton Manning of Starring in Too Many Lame Commercials
- Sales of God’s Not Dead 2 Action Figures Rival That of Star Wars
- 10-Year-Old Movie-Goer Wonders: ‘If It Happened a “Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far Away” Why Do I Have to Wait Until Next Year to Know What Happened Next?’
- MSNBC Mourns the Passing of Its Only Viewer
- NYC School Evacuated After Discovery of Holy Bible in Library
- Atheist Group Forces City to Change Name of Crosswalk
- U of California Forbids Students from Rooting for US During Olympics, Dubs Cheers ‘Micro-Aggression’
- Obama Suggests Dissolving Congress: ‘You Don’t Like ‘Em, and I Don’t Need ‘Em’
- Congress Agrees to Dissolve Provided ‘We Get to Keep the Perks’
- Paul Ryan’s Ex-Beard to Write Capitol Hill Tell-All
- Obama Signs Executive Order Requiring All His Post-Presidential Golf Partners Continue to Let Him Win
- Teenager in Maryland Reportedly Spotted Putting Down Smartphone to Talk to Adult
- Caitlyn Jenner: ‘I Miss Being a Dude’
- Kris Jenner: ‘Sure I’d take Bruce Back … if I Can Have His Wardrobe’
And finally, the top headline of 2016!