Hillary Clinton Joins a Coven?

'The Wing' Takes Wing

By William M Briggs Published on April 8, 2018

Yes, it seems so. Here’s the headline: “Last Night, The Wing Welcomed Hillary Clinton Into Their Coven.”

She was on April 3rd awarded “an honorary lifetime Wing membership,” which comes, we are told, with free cosmetics. It’s unclear whether Hillary viewed that as an insult. Most likely not. She tweeted of her time at the coven that she was “inspired by [their] passion and commitment.”

The group is called The Wing. It was started by Audrey Gelman and Lauren Kassan in 2016. It is not a woman’s club, Gelman said. “We’re a coven, not a sorority.” Gelman’s mother is actress Lena Dunham’s therapist, and the younger Gelman was reportedly the inspiration for Dunham’s show Girls.

The Cut reported that “one of The Wing’s inaugural events was a festive Election Night party (attended by about 80 women) in anticipation of a Clinton victory. That night, of course, didn’t go as planned.”

The New York Times reported that coven members hoped that night would be a “crowning event.”

Warning to the wise: Do not rely on the coven’s spells in presidential elections.

When is a Coven not a Coven?

The Wing operates several covens around the country. At least, they called them covens until news that Hillary attended a meeting came out. Then they switched the names of their meeting places to “spaces.”

They did call them covens, however. The New York Times remembers. The Wayback Machine dating from as late as April 4 still lists the spaces as “covens” (though because of difficulties displaying the archive, the source code of the page has to be viewed).

The Wing’s web people didn’t do a perfect job of scrubbing mentions of covens, at least not yet. Because the URL of the application to join a once-coven-now-space is “witches.the-wing.com/apply” (“witches” can also be seen in the archive source code). The old default error page was a still from the film The Witch, a movie with the “happy” ending of a little girl turned witch running off with a demon to join a coven of other witches.

Get Shopping, Ladies

Or maybe they weren’t trying to scrub the word after all. Because on the Shopping section of the site, you can buy all kinds of coven-branded merchandise. Such as the “Web Coven Beanie.” The beanie features a badge with the slogan “Incantations, Shouts & Chants” and has the words “wing spells” right below the sigil of a half moon over a “W.” The buyer is advised that the beanie will “Keep your magic warm.”

The beanie is a perfect match for the “Wing Coven Longsleeve Tee.” This has the words “Wing Coven Member” encircling a pentagram, a design long the favorite of witches and satanists everywhere. Unexplained under the order button are the words “Move witch, get out the way.”

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If pentagrams aren’t your thing, you might consider the Ouija Tee, which is very like the popular Ouija board. And don’t forget to pick up the “Fortune Tell-her Pack,” which has a Ouija-like planchette pin. The charming slogan for this product is “Ask and you shall receive whatever the hell I decide.”

Matches Made in Haven” can be used to make some “Women-Made Fire” for your spell candles. Which we might guess aren’t necessary to make men disappear. Having the kind of man displayed wearing the “Internet Herstory Longsleeve Tee,” or the kind of woman wearing the “Boys Beware Peach Tee” is enough to chase many men away. The job will be done even before you announce your shirt is the “The ‘I dare you to tell me to smile more’ Tee.”

Man Oh Man

The Wing publishes the magazine No Man’s Land which, in an unforced own goal, featured in its inaugural edition a man wearing a dress on its cover. Make the title At Least One Man’s Land, then. But Gelman also admitted, “We have a lot of members who are transgender, who are trans women,” which means lots of members who are men. Which leaves us with Many Man’s Land.

The large number of men admitted makes the stories that The Wing is being investigated by the New York Human Rights Commission curious. Bureaucrats were let out of their cubicles and sent to the covens to sniff out any — wait for it — discrimination. Seems having women’s only covens might be against some City regulation that nobody ever heard of or wanted. Or maybe the regulations were wanted when men had their own single-sex hideouts. Only now these rules-with-teeth are coming back to bite the witches.

Shame, too, because as Gelman retweeted, “Women deserve spaces where they can come together without feeling harassed and feel empowered to make magic happen.”

The magic isn’t working, ladies. Maybe it’s time instead to say a prayer instead to the one Power that can really make things happen.

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  • Ray

    This is why the president should refuse to answer anything from Mueller, but should be asking Mueller all the questions. Why haven’t the ones behind all this Russian collusion been arrested? (the dems who started it all)

  • Chip Crawford

    Socially, religiously strange bedfellows are nothing to this woman. Didn’t she attend at least one Muslim meeting with Abedin’s mother’s crowd. I’ve seen her picture sitting in the circle. The standard is annexing anyone who could make up a block of support. It’s likely never occurred to her that she herself could be “annexed.” Record has it that Bill is not happy about her blame tour, considering it beneath dignity, not presidential, but who’s he these days – just a husband, an accessory.

    • Mel Carbon

      A rapist….

  • Up_Words

    It’s now official (for those asleep, who have not yet awakened/noticed) –we are in a spiritual war within the US (Eph. 6:12ff)!

  • Ray

    Well, if our government is being run by witchcraft, seances and whatnot, that would certainly explain a lot.

  • Ray

    Time for the church to dethrone all of this, and take it’s place.

  • Bojaws Dubois

    Still taking cheap shots

    • Howard Rosenbaum

      So, is it witches you protest or just journalistic integrity …. ?

  • Steve

    Nah, nah, nah, the name is being misspelled…it is properly ‘ Whiches” not witches.

  • Steven_Broiles

    Hillary was, at one time, best buds with one lady in Hollywood by the last name of Tomasen, who was known to be a satanist or a witch.
    So now the question becomes, how many covens has Mrs. Clinton belonged to, in total? Past or present?

    It is also a fact that hubby Bill was, at least at one time, a practitioner of voodoo. Does he still practice it?

    The Question at hand is this: What do we not know about our leaders—elected and in the rest of the cultural milieu? We the People have every right to know.

    And Another Question is this: Federal authorities are said to have discovered a sex tape of Mrs. Clinton on Anthony Weiner’s laptop. WHEN will said sex tape be officially declared to exist or not, and if it does exist, WHEN is the public going to be allowed to see its contents?
    We the People have every right to know.

  • Ray

    So the president is being investigated on a witch hunt, as Hillary joins a coven? I was recently watching The Ten Commandments on TV…So as Moses comes down from the mountain with the ten commandments, Hillary throws in the money, and out comes this Dossier or whatever it is, and everyone is on a witch hunt, while Hillary joins a coven?

  • FedupbeyondbeliefwObummer

    She and Chelsea are both Satanists….so this is no shock. The jewelry both women wore immediately after her loss…the fallen cross….is their Satanic symbol. Filth begets filth.

  • Morenowthanever

    Hasn’t every sane person been calling her this for decades? Oh – wait – that word started with a “b”- sorry

  • There’s nothing to report about with the people who actually are elected representatives? It’s such a quiet news day that you want to muse about what Hillary’s up to?

    Stop changing the subject.

  • Mel Carbon

    Burn the witch!

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