Donald Trump has now been President for 2400 jam-packed hours. To commemorate, here are 25 (okay, 26) reflections on his roller coaster of a start. 

God was able to create the universe in six days because He hadn’t yet created Democrats or the media.

Maxine Waters and other Democrats began calling for Trump’s impeachment before the inaugural parade made it down Pennsylvania Avenue. That’s right. Return him to a life with a supermodel wife, five great kids and a career building resorts in the most beautiful spots on earth.

Some Democrats refused to accept that Donald Trump was actually elected. That’s okay. I refuse to accept that I’m unable to dunk.

The reporter who falsely tweeted that Trump removed the Martin Luther King bust from the Oval Office on his first day did not apologize. What’s the old line from Love Story? “Good liberal intentions means never having to say you’re sorry.”

A study shows that 87 percent of Trump’s media coverage has been negative. The other 13% must own stock in Twitter.

You know the media’s attitude: “Why give him a honeymoon when he’s had three already?”

Trump had only been President a few hours before Madonna said she dreamed of blowing up the White House. If anyone knows about bombs, it’s the star of Swept Away. 

Now Trump’s efforts to hold Sanctuary Cities is being blocked by a liberal judge in San Francisco. But I repeat myself.

Trump wants to stop giving some federal money to cities that openly refuse to enforce federal immigration law. Judge says no. Fine. Here’s an idea: Have the checks processed by the same people who process appointments at VA hospitals.

Barack Obama’s half-brother said the former President was born in Kenya. So? The Free Speech Movement was born at Berkeley. And we see how much that matters now.

Donald Trump is said to work 14 to 18 hours a day. He does know it’s a government job, right?

Trump has taken to inviting lawmakers over to the White House for bowling. Regardless of their score the Democrats expect participation trophies.

Meanwhile, @RealDonaldTrump is still tweeting — prematurely aging KellyAnne Conway 140 characters at a time.

Still, the president has cut down on the wild, over-the-top tweets. If we had a dollar for every time Ivanka yells, “Dad, put down the phone!” we’d have the wall paid for by Christmas.

Former National Security Advisor Susan Rice insisted she knew absolutely nothing about the unmasking of names of Trump associates. Then when it was proven otherwise she admitted she had done it, but claimed it was a routine part of her job. When that was proven false, she blamed it on an internet video.

Former State Department official and Hillary advisor Evelyn Farkas was seen on MSNBC explaining how she had desperately tried to get classified intelligence on Trump out to the public. The public was shocked. Somebody actually tuned in to see MSNBC?

Farkas later backpedaled. How fast did she backpedal? ESPN predicted she’d be the first cornerback picked in the NFL draft.

MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow got hold of a Donald Trump tax return. She trumpeted it like it was the lost Ark of the Covenant. The return showed … wait for it … that Trump paid a higher tax rate than Bernie Sanders. It was the biggest TV flop since Rosie O’Donnell’s return to The View. 

Worries continue that Obama administration hold-overs are deliberately undermining Trump administration’s efforts. Just waiting for them to try replacing “Hail to the Chief” with “For the Love of Money.” Or “Back in the USSR.”

Why make Russia into a villain? Because China makes too much money for Hollywood, Iran would draw attention to the shameful Iran Deal, and putting focus on Islamic Extremists would force Democrats to admit there’s a problem with Islamic Extremism.

Congress is investigating the allegations that Russia meddled in the 2016 election. The story went from “hacked the election” to “interfered with the election” to “meddled with the election”? Next week it’ll be “dabbled in the election.” A month from now it’ll be “followed the election.” Liberals will still be shocked.

Hillary Clinton blamed her loss on misogyny, James Comey, WikiLeaks, the Russians and her staff. There must be no mirrors in her home. She is yet to “Blame It on the Boogie.”

President Trump has eliminated countless useless regulations, saving an estimated 18 billion dollars a year. When will he eliminate the regulation that says you have to wait 30 minutes after eating to get back in a pool? Or maybe that was my mother’s rule.

President Trump dropped a MOAB, the “Mother of All Bombs” on ISIS fighters in Afghanistan. The blast was so loud it could be heard in Pyongyang.

A New York Times columnist claims Trump has had the worst opening 100 days of any president ever. By his 100th day, William Henry Harrison had been dead two months.

What’s our final thought on Trump’s first 100 days? Grab the gallons of Red Bull. We’ve got 1,360 days to go. At least.

So much has happened since Inauguration Day. Can we possibly stop at 25 thoughts on Trump’s first 100 days? Find out Sunday!