Local Catholic to Substitute Deep Dish Stuffed-Crust Pizza for Meat on Fridays (Satire)
Local Catholic Ronny Edison announced today at a local Papa John’s Pizza that he was officially not eating meat on Fridays during Lent, in accord with teachings of the Church.
The 24-year-old cradle Catholic explained to strangers waiting in line the reason why he had not ordered pepperoni or sausage on his pizza, saying that Catholics were forbidden to eat meat during Lent, going on to remind them that they too were obliged to fast if any of them were Catholic.
http://www.eyeofthetiber.com/2015/02/19/local-catholic-to-substitute-meat-for-medium-deep-dish-stuffed-crust-pizza-on-fridays-during-lent/