There is a disturbing trend among my “Millennial” peer group that needs to be stopped: In yet another example of our culture’s obsession with dissolving even the most helpful distinctions between the genders, some women are now hosting co-ed baby showers.

As in, men are expected to endure multiple hours of “super cute” finger sandwiches, fruity Sangria in Mason Jars, and feigned looks of surprise that so-and-so was thoughtful enough to purchase a gift that the mommy-to-be personally registered to receive.

Fueled creatively by the type of people that envision an Instagram photo first and then plan their party backwards, these co-ed baby showers are a menace to masculinity. I am here to speak out on behalf of bored men everywhere.

Read the article “The Case Against Co-Ed Baby Showers” on acculturated.com.